今天有点不开心~
其实我真的是个怪人,开心是我会很开心,不开心时会更加高兴~~
可能就是因为以前从小到大都还蛮喜欢掩饰自己的情绪
所以就选择了以笑和开心来掩饰~
今天早上听到别人对我说你的事情时,真的好想飙泪但还是忍了~~
满刺激的~~~^^
有个笑话和大家分享~读了就会笑~~
哈哈
This is humorous reflection of Malaysians.
MALAYSIAN ASTRONAUTS
American Spaceman is called Astronaut
Russian Spaceman is called Cosmonaut
Chinese Spaceman is called Taikonaut
Malaysian Spaceman??? - Can-or-naut
Datuk Najib was thinking about sending somebody
Into space. Three potential can-or-nauts were
Called for an interview - one Indian, one Malay
And one Chinese.
Najib interviews the Indian first: 'So,
Muthu, this is a dangerous mission.
How much do you think you should be paid?'
Muthu replied: 'Ten million ringgit.'
'Why so much?' asks Najib.
'Very dangerous mission, Datuk. Maybe no come
Back!' replied Muthu.
'That's understandable,' says Najib. 'Thank you..
Please ask the Malay guy to come here,'
So the Malay walks up, and is asked the same question.
'Alamak!...20 million, Datuk,' replied the Malay candidate.
'Twenty million? That's twice as much! Even the aneh before you
Asked for only ten million.'
'You see, Datuk,' explains Mat, 'I have 4
Wives and 15 children ... With 20 of us, it is a big
Family to support when I am gone...!'
'I see,' says D.Najib. 'Okay, can you ask that Chinese guy to come then?'
The Chinese guy comes in and Najib asks, 'Ah Chong,
Given this is a very risky mission, how much do you want?'
Ah Chong thinks for a while, and says, '30 million.'
Najib appears shocked. 'What?!? 30 million!
Why so much?'
Ah Chong beckons Najib to come closer.
He quietly whispers into his ear,
'Datuk, you take 10 million, I take 10 million,
And then use the extra ten million, send that aneh to space lah!'
And...the Muthu was finally sent out to space.....
我真的很少会对一个女生容易产生"超喜欢"的感觉~~~就是除了SM之外,我真的 没动过"真情"了~~
为什么偏偏是你!!!!!!!
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