burfday

HAppy burfday to u~~~happy to u~~happy burfday to my beloved daddy~~~~happy burfday to u~~~~

Today is my dad burfday .. here i would like to apologized first~ PA , today i still cant afford a nice present for you cause im still using your money, and i promise , ur burfday present is your son will do the best in the college~~~love you dad.. since tomolo u going china~~~hmm bon voyage~~~


today~~~ so blur.. i for get to bring m y figure to school~~~sad~~~hmmm luckily.. darren gave me a chance~~~~


today i am qiute blur but tomolo on wards ill learn to be more mature~~~~and i hope good luck please come back to me~~~~~~~~~haiz~~~~~

haha... found another interesting joke today~~~enjoy it~~~


Q. What did the penis say to the condom?
A. Cover me im going in!

Magic Apples

A young fellow ran into an old man who was carring a bag.

"What's in the bag?" the youngster asked.

"magic apples", the old man replied.

"Prove it", said the young man.

"Well, besides apples, what is your favorite two fruits?" asked the old man.

"Watermelon and peaches", he answered.

The man handed him an apple and told him to try it out. The boy took a bite and said that it tasted like a watermelon. "Ok, turn it over", he said.

The boy did and took another bite and said that it tasted like a peach.

The youngster still wasn't convinced that they were magic.

The old fellow told him to name something else that he liked to eat.

"I like to eat pussy." he snapped.

The man handed him another apple and told him to try it.

He took a big bite, spit it out, wipped his mouth and esclaimed, "That tasted like shit".

The old man looked at him, smiled and said, "Turn it over."